My true love gave to me, five golden rings.

Well, while it isn’t five golden rings — it is something. The St. Louis Cardinals gave their beloved faithful an actual real life Christmas present today. As mentioned in today’s previous post, the Cards signed Korean pitcher Kwang-Hyun Kim, or as he wants to be called, KK.

Kim signed a two-year, $8 million deal with a $1.6M posting fee to SK Wyverns. Which if he’s as good as we’re all hoping — it’ll look like John Mozeliak stole Christmas for only $9.8M.

You can read our previous post from this morning here.

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